DRAWING THE FINAL CURTAIN ON MARVEL NOW!’s ‘THE THUNDERBOLTS…’
FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!
So apparently if a comic series reaches under 25,000 sales per month, you have to cancel it because it isn’t worth keeping around? Here’s an eye-opener for you fans. Most of the current popular and critically acclaimed publications right now are close to that threshold and they’re getting lower every month.
The fact is that comics are slumping in popularity and Marvel cares more about the movie box office to simply lower the threshold to 20,000 a month. Not that difficult if you think about it.
So in a few issues’ time, General Ross aka Red Hulk’s covert crimefighting team The Thunderbolts will be no more. After two years of fighting the wars the Avengers consider too small to bother with, domestic and foreign, Bens Acker & Blacker were brought in two issues before Marvel decided to cancel it… TWO ISSUES!!! They were given a chance… but NOT given a chance. How does that work?
So, the Punisher stepping up to the plate to fight all manner of supervillains with a team of his own is over. Deadpool’s wacky adventures having a purpose are over. Ghost Rider having any credibility again, over. Elektra being punished between the sheets (see what I did there?), take a wild guess. Red Hulk will just carry on being a world class dick!
I’ve really enjoyed this series, although having reservations along the way. Most of that involved bad artwork, which was much improved on after Infinity. Some of it wasn’t greatly planned but had some great laughs and kickass action. But it didn’t have to end this way. Marvel could have given it a chance under the new team and it worked so well.
Why could they not have taken on a few new recruits? There are much worse written mainstream titles that the majority love without question. Was it the lack of scantily clad females by any chance? I think so and I think us fans have been bullshitted.
I am very close to giving up on you, Marvel. You take gambles in all the wrong places because your heart is now in the wrong place. You care more about appeasing the Disney fatcat and downsizing your sales quota and prices isn’t going to stop you going bust after the Avengers trilogy is over and done with.
Then I’ll wait another ten years to buy all the comics I wanted to read, just to buy them second hand so that the money wont go to YOUR pockets, because you SUCK!!!
PS - did I tell you YOU SUCK?!!

DRAWING THE FINAL CURTAIN ON MARVEL NOW!’s ‘THE THUNDERBOLTS…’

FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, MARVEL! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!

So apparently if a comic series reaches under 25,000 sales per month, you have to cancel it because it isn’t worth keeping around? Here’s an eye-opener for you fans. Most of the current popular and critically acclaimed publications right now are close to that threshold and they’re getting lower every month.

The fact is that comics are slumping in popularity and Marvel cares more about the movie box office to simply lower the threshold to 20,000 a month. Not that difficult if you think about it.

So in a few issues’ time, General Ross aka Red Hulk’s covert crimefighting team The Thunderbolts will be no more. After two years of fighting the wars the Avengers consider too small to bother with, domestic and foreign, Bens Acker & Blacker were brought in two issues before Marvel decided to cancel it… TWO ISSUES!!! They were given a chance… but NOT given a chance. How does that work?

So, the Punisher stepping up to the plate to fight all manner of supervillains with a team of his own is over. Deadpool’s wacky adventures having a purpose are over. Ghost Rider having any credibility again, over. Elektra being punished between the sheets (see what I did there?), take a wild guess. Red Hulk will just carry on being a world class dick!

I’ve really enjoyed this series, although having reservations along the way. Most of that involved bad artwork, which was much improved on after Infinity. Some of it wasn’t greatly planned but had some great laughs and kickass action. But it didn’t have to end this way. Marvel could have given it a chance under the new team and it worked so well.

Why could they not have taken on a few new recruits? There are much worse written mainstream titles that the majority love without question. Was it the lack of scantily clad females by any chance? I think so and I think us fans have been bullshitted.

I am very close to giving up on you, Marvel. You take gambles in all the wrong places because your heart is now in the wrong place. You care more about appeasing the Disney fatcat and downsizing your sales quota and prices isn’t going to stop you going bust after the Avengers trilogy is over and done with.

Then I’ll wait another ten years to buy all the comics I wanted to read, just to buy them second hand so that the money wont go to YOUR pockets, because you SUCK!!!

PS - did I tell you YOU SUCK?!!

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Never go full-retard!

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I’m guessing it’s something to do with the state of the country and it’s rich/poor divide in the narrative. Seriously, if there were no police at Occupy Wall Street, how do you think that would have gone down?

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popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

Oh look, a reminder why Ant-man will now SUCK!!! Stick to your guns, Mr Wright, for that you have more respect than most will ever have success

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rad-a-twat said: Hahaha! Kurt Reynolds and Burt Russell. Why do I like how that sounds? It sounds like they should be ring names for guys on WWE!

Hahaha your new tag team champions, ladies and gents XD

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catsbeaversandducks:

Post-it Notes Left on the Train

Writer and illustrator October Jones, the creative genius behind Text From Dog and these funny train commute doodles, is at it again with these hilarious motivational post-it notes that he leaves on the train and in other random places.The upbeat doodles, which star Jones’ adorable character Peppy the Inspirational Cat, convey positive and funny messages meant to motivate daily commuters. Whether you’re feeling the Monday blues or in need of some encouragement, Jones’ delightful post-it notes are sure to brighten your day and remind you just how awesome you are.

Via My Modern Metropolis 

SO FUCKING GOOD!

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THEY ALL DESERVE IT…
Bull fighting in Spain and the dreaded bull run - it shouldn’t still be happening. I don’t see the appeal. I sure as hell dont see the reason. But then when I see these people flocking to join in the action, part of me makes perfect sense of it.
Here’s this fat guy running for his life after the bull caught him with a horn. Somebody on Facebook said “natural selection” then posted a link to the Darwin Awards. True.
I remember being forced into games in PE back in school as a kid. Same concept, no bull. If you couldnt find a space on the climbing frames stuck to the gym walls in time, you were out. Pathetic. Take a seat and wait it out.
All I see is grownups playing the same stupid game, but they’ve upped the odds of you taking a longer sit-out. Whoever thought this was a good idea? All it does is remove the slowest from the equation and as far as I’m aware, it’s their own choice?!!
Still, even if no one dies, the bull gets it in the end, because if people are this willing to be savage toward each other, what’s in it for the bull? You should make the odds more even if you’re going to keep living like this. Release hundreds of bulls and reduce the population to the point where there’s no more fat idiots to take the horns in your place!

THEY ALL DESERVE IT…

Bull fighting in Spain and the dreaded bull run - it shouldn’t still be happening. I don’t see the appeal. I sure as hell dont see the reason. But then when I see these people flocking to join in the action, part of me makes perfect sense of it.

Here’s this fat guy running for his life after the bull caught him with a horn. Somebody on Facebook said “natural selection” then posted a link to the Darwin Awards. True.

I remember being forced into games in PE back in school as a kid. Same concept, no bull. If you couldnt find a space on the climbing frames stuck to the gym walls in time, you were out. Pathetic. Take a seat and wait it out.

All I see is grownups playing the same stupid game, but they’ve upped the odds of you taking a longer sit-out. Whoever thought this was a good idea? All it does is remove the slowest from the equation and as far as I’m aware, it’s their own choice?!!

Still, even if no one dies, the bull gets it in the end, because if people are this willing to be savage toward each other, what’s in it for the bull? You should make the odds more even if you’re going to keep living like this. Release hundreds of bulls and reduce the population to the point where there’s no more fat idiots to take the horns in your place!

diggorypuff:

character graphic » bucky barnes

whoever he used to be and the guy he is now I don’t think he’s the kind you save, he’s the kind you stop.

SOLDIER*

Or did you really mean SOLIDER?

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Freak hail in Siberia? Noooo. Really?

I ever tell you guys about the time it was sunny in England?

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twotitsperhour:

The tits of the hour

Fuck that, tits of the weekend. Those are glorious!

twotitsperhour:

The tits of the hour

Fuck that, tits of the weekend. Those are glorious!

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